When are you not a newlywed anymore? I've been told:
-"When you have kids."
-"When your spouse doesn't leave the bathroom when you are going..." (We did that on our honeymoon, so that's bad news for us!)
-"When you start making fun of each others' family...she made fun of my mother at 6 months!" (That's just funny!)
-"As long as you're googly-eyed for each other, you're newlyweds. It doesn't matter the actual years."
What say you? I find this hilarious!