How can you become a reader without a library card? I got one, and it's yellow, and you know you want to get one, too. It attaches to your key ring and everything. Now I can check out books AND movies AND use the internet for free. They even have self check-out! Does this sound like a library ad? Didn't think so. (That's why I'm a market researcher and not a copywriter). Check out your local library. (Punny? A little? I didn't think so either).