Becoming a Small Town Girl
You know you live in a small town when...
  • No matter where you go, you smell manure.
  • Downtown's highest building is two stories tall.
  • The crickets outside your house are so loud you have to turn the TV up.
  • You lose radio reception as you get closer to your house
  • When your male neighbors are wearing a shirt (rare), it's a wife beater.
I LOVE the new place!  NO traffic! :)

1 comment:

  1. Love the male neighbor comment...obviously.

    "You have the abs, you have the arms, you have the legs, that is what perfection is."


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