- No matter where you go, you smell manure.
- Downtown's highest building is two stories tall.
- The crickets outside your house are so loud you have to turn the TV up.
- You lose radio reception as you get closer to your house
- When your male neighbors are wearing a shirt (rare), it's a wife beater.
Love the male neighbor comment...obviously.
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